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Plane Pain

from Human Synths by Horn House

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Comes in a plastic-free double pocket wallet, with a custom orange CD disc and 12-page album booklet, showcasing lyrics, credits and thanks!

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Our limited edition vinyl is finally here! This is a limited edition pressing of 300 vinyls only, and each will be numbered and signed by us on the front cover. The cardboard wallet is printed on reverse card, which has a lovely matte finish and really shows off Jake Gunn’s album artwork. The record itself is contained in a plain white paper sleeve within the cardboard, and what you’ll be listening to has been specially re-mastered through a vintage Studer tape machine at Gearbox Records in London for that extra analogue warmth….ooohh! We’ll be packing each record in a secure cardboard sleeve (with stiffeners for extra protection). We hope you enjoy!

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lyrics

Cold and grey
For the early flight today
Online check-in was down
So now I'm here
To queue for years

Get my boarding pass
Then it's off to screening
Liquids in the bag
All the babies screaming
Contents in the tray
The detector beeping
Repack all your things
That familiar feeling
Walk through duty free
See what's on display
If you want some food
There are fifty shades of beige

Building rage
As I try to find my gate
Quelle surprise
The departure's now delayed
Peak dismay

Stepping on the plane
From the tarmac freezing
All the Brits abroad
On a booze cruise steaming
Passengers on board
But we're still not leaving
Missed our take off slot
Now I'm really seething
Got the middle seat
Sometimes life's not fair

Someone stop this child
From kicking on my chair
Toilet's out of order
I wouldn't go in there
Gonna have to drink
'Til I don't care
Bloody Mary please
'Cause it's five o'clock somewhere
Here in the air

Seven miles high
The recycled A/C
Packed in like sardines
For the foil-wrapped horse meat
Elbow in the ribs
From the snoring deadbeat
Think I'd sell my kidney
For business class relief
Counting down the hours
Of this dismal journey
Madness kicking in
Watching mindless movies
Seatbelt light goes on
As we touch down smoothly
All the people clap
Like a bunch of turkeys

I should have stayed at home in bed
Or got a caravan instead

credits

from Human Synths, released November 11, 2022
Music and Lyrics - Tom Walsh
Music - Nichol Thomson
Co-Producer - Nichol Thomson
Co-Producer - Tom Walsh
Lead & Backing Vocals - Tom Walsh
Backing Vocals - Nichol Thomson
Trumpet & Flugelhorn - Tom Walsh (Solo)
Trumpet & Flugelhorn - Mike Davis
Trombone - Nichol Thomson
Flute, Clarinet & Tenor Saxophone - Graeme Blevins
Guitar - Nichol Thomson
Bass Guitar - Nichol Thomson
Piano - Nichol Thomson
Keyboard - Nichol Thomson
Synthesizer - Nichol Thomson
Percussion- Nichol Thomson
Drums - Pete Ray Biggin
Horn Arranger - Tom Walsh
Mixing Engineer - Tom Walsh
Mastering Engineer - Mark Ashfield

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Horn-led studio band and brainchild of Tom Walsh & Nichol Thomson based in London, UK

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